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lordkirk:

i love how everyones reaction to robin thicke getting a divorce is just like

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student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.

jaclcfrost:

some people’s voices are just very appealing. you can’t explain it. there is no way to describe it. it’s just like. how. why. why does your voice do things to me. why does it make me feel things. why. how. why

typac:

u rich as fuck go buy a boat or somethin

typac:

u rich as fuck go buy a boat or somethin

vinegod:

My dog York won’t do it for the vine by Wellington Boyce

sherlocksmyth:

sherlocksmyth:

one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside

when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

awwww-cute:

My Abuelita and niece separated by 100 years on Easter

awwww-cute:

My Abuelita and niece separated by 100 years on Easter

Narcissa appeared to have a fairly affectionate and close relationship with her older sister Bellatrix. The two fondly called each other by their nicknames of “Cissy” and “Bella”. — Bellatrix & Narcissa

miuxing:

yixings personality says adopt puppies and save orphans with me but his dancing says ride my dick to russia and i dont know what to do its so distressing