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nettosan:

datademon:

damn-arrows:

caffensis:

revyas:

I like it when cats settle down and it looks like they don’t have any limbs

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they’re slugs

…and if you ever wondered what they look like from underneath when doing that:

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This is important

pennylessproud:

"Hi, this is Nev and I’m from a show called Catf-"

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cyclopette:

lil piggy tippy toes…………

iridessence:

in-vagina-we-thrust:

Me trying to get to McDonalds before they stop serving breakfast


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iridessence:

in-vagina-we-thrust:

Me trying to get to McDonalds before they stop serving breakfast

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nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

kanrose:

iammakingperfectsense:

insidemymmind:

Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.

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THE JIG IS UP, YOU SNEAKY BASTARDS. WE’RE ONTO YOU.

detoxys:

BYE

detoxys:

BYE

glitteratikittens:

inumaru12:

askcredus:

the-tenth:

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! DX

The laugh I just did probably was my evilest laugh yet.

This is the worst thing ive ever seen.

ohshititzminahhh:

Can we please talk about this?


Blue Ivy stealing the show with her adorable applause <3

Blue Ivy stealing the show with her adorable applause <3

lumos5001:

amazingpeetaisnotonfire:

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

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America makes no sense, as usual.

bless the person that actually made the chart